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1. Ward, Dustin and Adam kick off the first episode with a faint click.
2. Ward and Dustin discuss Mother Nature's Breast Milk and it's many beneficial properties.
3. Ward, Dustin and Cody discuss his band "Not For Now" They play "Of Course it Bleeds."
4. Ward introduces Josh W. to the show and they make a go of it. A New Introduction is played.
5. Ward and Josh discuss format. Dirty Andy Rooney makes his debut appearance.
BONUS MATERIAL: DIRTY ANDY ROONEY
6. This is what this podcast has "cum" to. Dan R. guests.
8. Ward introduces 15 year old twins Jason and Jeremy . Shaun calls into the show.
9. Basement Boyz REDUX: The Retooling of Basement Boyz and the kiddie gloves come off.
10. Darrin Neiman makes his guest debut. We discuss LOST, SPIDER MAN: THE PORNO, and LORD OF THE RINGS. Darrin's laugh is used to generate power for a small town in Alaska.
12. The twins return and Ward recounts stories from his youth. Behold, another poem from Jason. We discuss suicide and politics. You can't have one without the other.
13. Suicide is Painless. The twins return to discuss the failure of episode 12.
SUPER BONUS: AIKEN FOR CLAYKEN (EDITED STYLE)
19. The triumphant return of Cody and Josh . We call Howie from the Free Beer Podcast www.freebeerpodcast.com
36. The Boyz talk inauguration, MLK day, bullet control, problems with sex offender designation, childbirth ed. dolls and the snuggie on this show. EXTRAS IN EPISODE SUPPLEMENTS
BONUS: A TALE FROM WARD'S YOUTH WRITTEN BY WARD AND READ BY HIS FATHER WES.
49. Ward and Josh bring in the FORMER first episode of season two with a bang. Josh tells the touching tale of losing a friend and ?"Walking Phoenix."50. A short one as Ward and Nicole recap some of their vacation including finishing the series "Six Feet Under."
51. Because Neapolitan is a rainbow of colors. Josh's mother Dixie joins the program to share her insights on payday loans and rent to own. Plus the Freak Show channel aka TLC.
52. Shaun joins us this episode as we discuss Josh's sexual indiscretions, tackle some hard hitting forums topics, and officially introduce the "Story Time Re Imagined" theme music.
53.Ward confronts Josh on his inability to communicate and hold up his end of things in regards to the show. We meet 2cool4you and Jason P. joins us late to talk about back problems.
54.We talk about Cody's arrogance, childhood stupidity and share a shitload of poopy stories, pedophiles and more. Derek Yon calls in to share a story. Call in and share your story for a chance to win a Basement Boyz teeshirt. 208-877-2559
55. Derek Yon Makes his first in studio appearance. We talk about the passing of "Kung Fu" star David Carradine, play some voicemails and Cody Erickson calls the show! We also put Derek's comedy to the test.
56. Derek Yon returns and God tells us to discuss Pastor Wayne Bent's religious cult. We also announce our membership to the Podcast Gang Bang: A coalition of like minded podcasts and answer the question of the week issued by Teezecrost of the Hotcakes Podcast.
57. "Twin Jason joins us as Whitey, J-Chill and Yonsy get jiggy wit it. All That Glitters 21 gives us fashion tips on skinny jeans and we answer the Podcast Gang Bang question of the week.
58. We're dealing with a menace. We talk about "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," the David Letterman, Sarah Palin issue, Jon and Kate Plus Eight, and more correspondence on the beauty tip of the month with All That Glitters 21. Also, Question of the week from Matt of The Jamhole Podcast.
59. Do the math, idiot! Ward shares his Jack in The Box experiences. We talk about all the cebrity carnage, tv shows and everything else that went on in our two weeks away.
60. Ward and Josh have another argument. We share our lofty career goals, and Ward misuses the word 'pun'. Is that an ironic pun? We also discuss a variety of tv showsand Ward confronts the fans. Call us and leave a voice mail 208-877-2559.
61. There's nothing to be ashamed of when you wet the bed. Do you need any more description than that, listener? We also talk about movies this episode; A theme? Tim Burton should die. Michael Keaton, Johnny Depp, Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis are among the celebs we talk about. Call us and leave a voice mail 208-877-2559.
62. What are we, Moviecast? We hate Kat Dennings, talk about the return of "Futurama" and the future of "The Simpsons." We also talk about the "Arrested Develepment" movie and Mrs. Doubtfire does the news plus more commentary from "All That Glitters 21" Revlon made you look like a dirty whore. Call us and leave a voice mail 208-877-2559.
63. Zach Galifianakis is Ward's new man crush. Josh shares some season one spoilers for "LOST" and Ward gets bent out of shape about his $900 Blu-Ray Player, plus a touching story about Josh's pussy cat. Call us and leave a voice mail 208-877-2559.
64. Derek is here. Josh isn't. Derek's back Pain is Obama's fault. We talk about the true definition of the disco stick, field two PGB questions of the week. We're behind; fuck off! Chat room skills and heavy breathing.
65. Today Ward and Josh make a sad announcement, answer Big Mouths call to action for another Kanye "Heartless" parody. We cover more on Lady Gaga's disco dick and the forums. We congratulate Shaun on his new son and bitch about his absence for that week. Obama is Hitler, Trish's voicemails and this week's question of the weeks is brought to you by Stereo Radiation. Josh share's a story about fan of the show Jeff Johnson's brother. The Jamhole is having their 250th episode celebration September 25th and we're going!
66. Ted Kennedy is dead and so is the lady he left in the river 40 years ago. Up and coming hip hop artist Levi J joins us this episode and performs one of his tracks live on the show, plus we share some past Pizza Hut stories. He will also be at Boomers Garden in Lewiston, Sept 4 starting at 6 PM. We also talk about Lewiston's Hot August Nights and cover a local story. Ward's 30th birthday is coming up and he might have a stroke someday plus Jamhole's 250th Live Celebration!
67. Oh Boy! Josh needs to masticate. Josh walks us through the PS3 Slim. Episodes are going numerical instead of seasonal because we were stupid to begin with. Would you like a frog in your nice cold Diet Pepsi? We also talk about the douche listing his parents for sale on Craigslist and our media outlets that have nothing better to report on. Glad the country is okay...thanks to Obama. Josh's mom also shares a story about reincarnation on this episode.
68. Josh is tardy because... We talk about Ward no longer having a phone, Mary of "Peter, Paul and Mary" left on a death plane. Ipod Nano trumps the Zune HD. If you feel the need to be a nuture loving hiker, maybe do it bordering a country that doesn't want to take Americans hostage. Also, hotels, motels and Holiday Inns, plus Megan Fox's strong and confident vagina.
69. Ward hosts from the stage while Josh holds court from the audience proving that he does not need his own microphone. This show follows the Jamhole's 250th episode after much alcohol consumption. David shares his arrest story. He's a habitual offender and the dude that beats people up. Mat, Danni, Brayden, MDS, Berger and Johnny for the "Johnny on The Spot" Podast also join the show.
70. We talk about our trip to Montana for the Jamhole's 250th episode. Josh is ridiculed by most, yet, well listen and find out, plus we announce a new upcoming segment and listen all the way to the end for something special.
71. We talk about part of the fallout from episode 70. Ward and Josh get in yet another altercation. There is a literal definition to "fucking with Craigslist." And thanks for the rehtard bar.
72. Destroying lives and naming names. Luke Lyon joins us today. We learn about him, play a very special voicemail and beg for money. We also move to 1980 covering 30 years of movies going from 1979-2009
73. Get your mustard bottles ready for your colonic with Kalani, Luke's sister. We do news and also move to 1981 covering 30 years of movies going from 1979-2009. Call into the voicemail and leave a message. 208-877-2559
74. The title of this episode in no way represents this episode and the content within. Josh's Halloween is a party as always. Everyone is legit, Josh talks about his golden yo-yo and the LC Valley Stringers, his yo-yo club. More from Ward on expressing your dogs anal glands, plus some possible big changes for the show. Call and leave a voicemail 208-877-2559
Suppulous Supplements Ward and Josh get together for a shorty. Not a full episode, but we'll return next week with Levi J. Call and leave a voicemail 208-877-2559
75. A triumphant return by The Basement Boyz and another surprise return to boot. Bikini bar trannys, Maggie Gyllenhaal on Sesame Street, time of giving and stuff, Andy Rooney visits plus much more for the 75th episode. Call into the voicemail 208-877-2559
76. Cody E. joins Ward and Derek this episode as we talk about Lawn Pork, our playland memories, Ward's new elongated toilet bowl, plus Ward the podcast snob calls out basementboyz.net and their podcast Lords of Laughter or if you're hip L.O.L. Ward and Derek return after the break to talk about the Idaho football season, Conan O'brien's move back, good shows and bad shows. All that plus moving up in the work place. Call in your grocery lists 208-877-2559
77. "Garleek" from Goodtimes 105.9 FM in Lewiston joins Ward and Derek. Topics on the table include Ward's cat bite infection, illness, the Leno/Conan thing of course, Mongolian BBQ and subliminal shitting, plus a whole lot more. Call into the show at 208-877-2559 and leave a voicemail.
78. "Garleek" joins Ward and Derek again for this episode. We talk about Josh's whereabouts, comedians we like, the debacle that is Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Julia Roberts' horse face, the reverse Centaur and boom goes the dynamite. Call into the show at 208-877-2559 and leave a voicemail.
79. Ward, Derek and Garleek convene for another raucous show. We're all over the place Ginger. Enjoy! Call into the show at 208-877-2559 and leave a voicemail.
80. Mark "PRESTO" joins us this week. Real Nickname: "Priest" Presidents Day, Valentines, venereal diseases, and cool kids on the bus plus much much more. Enjoy! Call into the show at 208-877-2559 and leave a voicemail.
81. This studio is gay...literally. Jake, the local gay guy joins us and educates us on the vast array of what it means to be gay. We talk pitching, catching, Club Cub and much more.
82. Garleek is back with the BOYZ Ward and Derek and we're all over the place. Some visuals are needed and there's a surprise visit from Ward's wife. Enjoy! Call in 208-877-2559
83. Levi J and Garleek are with Ward and Derek today as we discuss some of the Lewiston Hip Hop Scene. Corey Haim is dead, blah blah blah. Gay Jake calls in with a Seattle update and more perspective. This show is a winna! Enjoy! Call in 208-877-2559
84.Garleek is here. Buy a Prius. We talk Lady Gaga and the Top 50 Most Beautiful Female Celebs plus more! Enjoy! Call in 208-877-2559
85. We got a big show today! Garleek and Levi J join Ward and Derek in the studio. Oh yeah, and Derek's stupid fiance too. Guuuaah. We call Ward's dad who shares his nipple dimensions plus much more. We playa track from Levi J and Derek performs his new single "Sex to You" ad nauseam. Call the voicemail. 208-877-2559
86. It's Garleek's Birthday! There's a present for him and the listener. Experience the chaos with us. April Fools Census and Derek's fiancee is the Jesse Ventura of child porn, plus "Golf Lessons" and a phone call from Gay Jake. Call the voicemail. 208-877-2559
87. Ward, Derek and Garleek convene once again to discuss "The Marriage Ref" Charlie Sheen and why "Two and a Half Men" should call it a day, Kids Bop songs that should not be done plus much more. Subscribe and write a review on iTunes, call the voicemail 208-877-2559 and write the show info@basementboyz.com
88. Goodtimes changes it's name to Y 105 playing to the X and Y Generations, further proof that Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" is prophetic and Luke Wilson is Jesus. Derek poops at home, when in doubt, give 'em the Forest Whitaker. All that and Garleek's gay marriage proposal. On June 19th, 2010 we'll be performing our 100th episode locally in Lewiston, Idaho in front of a live audience. Become a fan on facebook to get further updates and contact us at info@basementboyz.com if you plan on traveling from out of town. Call the voicemail and leave a message. 208-877-2559
89. Ward Derekyon and Garleek conclude the tease from 88 on how everyone proposed. Ward's "Scootin." We talk about Conan going to TBS. We're not gonna be a part of the machine. We introduce a new segment featuring a the work of a comic we have a special interest in, plus Derek rants on Avatar and shares his shitlist of favorite movies. Let me just say "LXG". All this and 50 Cent is removing all his tats for all the movie roles beating down his door. Call into the voicemail 208-877-2559 www.basementboyz.com